On the way home from work I got PULLED OVER. I went straight through a light when it was just the left turn arrow that turned green. MY BAD. I did it because I was staring at the police car trying to figure out if it said FOREST PRESERVE POLICE because those are the only policemen that can pull you over on the part of Devon that I had just passed through. I stared at it for a good 10 minutes while the police officer copied out my information. I got a warning, not a ticket. Hooray.

Also, I watched 45 minutes of TV. The last half of the Office and 30 Rock.

I <3Tina Fey

Surprise

I was in Greg's basement and got a really big surprise. I'm excited for what the future will hold.

P.S. It isnt gay AT ALL

Ug...

Calvin told Andrea that he knew fixed gears were becoming mainstream because I wanted one. He said bikes were like indie music, as soon as I started liking a band, he knew it had become mainstream.

screw indie music, screw you. I judge you for judging me based on my music

I'm spending 600 dollars on a Cannon, 300 on all these new shoes, another 200 on my new skinny jeans, 700 on my new fixie. Brian and Tom are really cool and really hipster so I'm going to do everything that they do but try harder and spend more money. Im so hipster I'm the shit... oh wait, I'm not...

...........................................Calvin .......................... Joe
Skinny Jeans............................. X...................................................
DSLRs,.................................... X ................................................
Shoes .....................................X...................................................
Jeans...................................... X......................................................
Fixed Gears............................... X .................................(x) .............

X <-- Bought
(x) <-- Contemplated Buying

Whoops, looks like I'm the mainstream trend follower

That was my rant but seriously cut down because I'm not trying to burn any bridges. I felt like we made a really strong connection in the library after we both got rejected from our top choices. I stuck up for you in front of a lot of people who don't appreciate you that much.

Wow, this is too much for a second post on a blog (especially since its only an hour after the first post). I dont talk like this usually.

A Snack and a Dream

So Sunday night I got home fairly late. It was a little after 12 and I was hungry like a motherfucker. I ate a lot of food that was only partially microwaved since it was too hard to just watch it sitting there, spinning, while i was so hungry. I ate a lot (four kinds of chicken and Dads eggplant mastaccoli) and then tried to immediately fall asleep.

Bad Idea (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20061003193419AAaopeD)

Most of that is really badly explained. Besides being very fat the next morning, I also remembered some crazy ass dreams because of my late night snack.

I dreamed that a dude with a knife and a richard nixon mast was at the airport in an underground parking garage. I was coming back from visiting Diandra in california and she was coming back with me. We were in a car and on our way out when the dude ran up and scared the shit out of us. He ended up jumping off of something down to a lower level of the parking garage and I didnt see him again. All the security people had these crazy glasses and I stole a pair and got really worried that I would get caught and put in jail. I ended up going to a party and seeing a lot of people. I remember seeing another couple there where the girl seemed really REALLY thirsty (if you know what I mean) and the guy ended up walking away from her. I was talking to Diandra and Kieran a lot, and Sam kept on giving me wierd dirty looks that I didnt really understand... then I woke up and was like OMFG IM SO GLAD I DIDNT STEAL THOSE GLASSES and went swimming.